The media circus of the past few days surrounding former Barack Obama pastor Jeremiah Wright (in which even PBS threw their hat in the ring) has sadly degenerated into a man who has an ego as big as, well...John Hagee, desperately trying to grasp onto his 15 minutes of fame. Wright's behavior forced Obama not only to throw Wright "under the train" in a press conference today, but in the words of one rotund radio talk show host (not mentioning any names, but his initials are R.L.), Obama "threw him off the planet." "Yesterday, I think he caricatured himself," said Obama of the Wright's bombastic "performance"at the National Press Club yesterday. (source: sun-times.com) Obama went on to sever ties with the pastor, with remarks that could only reasonably be interpreted as an outright denunciation.
Pastor Wright and John McCain supporter Pastor John Hagee (the Bizarro universe version of Jeremiah Wright, who is accused of "Catholic bashing" on the right side of the political spectrum) instead of enhancing the respective candidacies of McCain or Obama, either through association or spiritual counsel, have instead hung around each candidates neck like an albatross. Since Jeremiah Wright and John Hagee both crave the spotlight, and both have tends of excess energy, I think there is only one solution in which we can simultaneously give them both an outlet for their unbounded rage, and at the same time, get them to shut up. The solution: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. We must arrange a bout where Jeremiah Wright and John Hagee can for once and for all, duke it out, and win a great victory for their causes (whatever the heck they are). I imagine it will go down, something like it did in this Frankie Goes to Hollywood video posted by youtube user kiyoshi2.
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